Letter of a student to his parents

Dear mother and father,

I am writing to you because I want to tell you the latest things that have happened to me since the last letter I have sent you. Now I am feeling very good, the wounds I had after the fire I had provoked in my room, are practically cured. It was my fault because I left the iron in the plug and then I left the room. Well, I think the most important thing is that I am healthy now, even if we have to pay 10,000 euros for the damages provoked by the fire I am responsible for.

I was very lucky during my staying in the hospital, because I had somebody to take care of me. She is the woman who has seen the fire in my room and announced the firemen. Elma is the person who washes our building, but she's a great person with a kind heart. She came
daily to take care of me and support me. Now we are very in love and we have moved together. The moment I will come home, I want to take her with me because I want you to meet her. I hope it won't bother you the fact that she is the double of my age, because having more or less the age you have, then you'll have a lot of things in common to talk about. And, moreover, I believe it won't bother you the fact that the color of her skin is a little darker than ours. In fact, the most that matters is one's heart and personality, and not the color of the skin.

Still, I don't have why to preoccupy because you are good persons and I know you understand and trust me. However, Elma and I have a little problem because I have taken a disease while making love to her without protecting myself. But don't worry things will be all right, because I am taking penicillin right now.

And now, dear parents, I have to congratulate you: you are going to be grandparents. Yes, Elma is pregnant and, surprise: she will have three children at a birth. I know you must be very happy because I know how much you desire to have a grandson. Now you will have there.

Well, the point is that there was no accident, I have no girlfriend, I don't have AIDS and I won't be father. The problem is that I have a cero in Physics, a one in Chemistry and a two in Mathematics, and I wanted to show you that there are other worse things in life than low marks.

Your boy who loves you so much!

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